United Corn

United Corn: One in Canada, One in Sweden.

wckrspgt:

reasons i should be your friend:

  • my hands are soft i think because people tell me
  • i probably have a soft face too
  • i am willing to play with your hair platonically
  • whenever i eat french fries you can have some
  • YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
  • not all the french fries though

(via pleatedjeans)

wckrspgt:

reasons i should be your friend:

  • my hands are soft i think because people tell me
  • i probably have a soft face too
  • i am willing to play with your hair platonically
  • whenever i eat french fries you can have some
  • YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU CAN JUST TAKE A FRENCH FRY OR TWO
  • not all the french fries though

(via pleatedjeans)

Neverwhere

“There are four simple ways for the observant to tell Mr Croup and Mr Vandemar apart: first, Mr Vandemar is two and a half heads taller than Mr Croup; second, Mr Croup has eyes of a faded, china blue, while Mr Vandemar’s eyes are brown; third, while Mr Vandemar fashioned the rings he wears on his right hand out of the skull of four ravens, Mr Croup has no obvious jewellry; fourth, Mr Croup likes words, while Mr Vandemar is always hungry. Also, they look nothing at all alike.”

- Neil Gaiman, Neverwhere